What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 08:52

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
HELLO
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Sure no problem officer.
After a few moments he returns.
What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Yes sir it is.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?
{RING} {RING}
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do many women shave their vaginas?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.